I see you are in need of a Copywriter. Don't worry, I can help. I have helped a few people you may know. (Ahem...Oxford University, The Denver Post.) You see, I am not your average word blabber, oh no. I am a storyteller. There is a difference and I know you know that.
I use words to evoke emotions. We know that emotions drive humans...to click, to read, to follow, to buy, to share, to ACT in some way. Give me a subject, I'll give you succulent word perfection, dripping in keywords and sweet with detailed research. I will never deliver you meh. You know meh... as in bla, so-so, whoop de-doo. I will always deliver you WOW and HOLY MOLY and YEEHAW!
So, I think we should chat. I would be so excited to hear from you.